The Beaver King, Cautionary Tales of Medieval Dysfunction

A Song Was Sung – No Apology Was Recorded

The Setting: Masondonia, The Morning After Celebrations. Last night in Masondonia, we sang close together, knees…
Cheers to 3000 K Blog Reads!

Baylor The Brave and This Minstrelle are celebrating tonight from the caravan in Masondonia . We…
House Record of Little Lord Bucker – The Concordant Forge

King Robert’s fixation on the Concordant Standard long predated his son’s enlistment. The Beaver King desired…
Deflection – The Art of Arguing the Wrong Thing

It is a defining trait of Beaverton—so consistent it may be mistaken for instinct—that when wrongdoing…
The Log Cabin Castle : Expectation Vs. Reality

The structure now known—loudly and repeatedly—as the Log Cabin Castle was never a log cabin at…
Sharkillaa WellPenny – The Iron Penis Shredder of StillReach

SharKillaa WellPenny came to the Grier Nest after harm had already been done. Before her adoption,…
BillDong “The Bone Clad” and Vast Sister Grier

The Griers The Griers entered Beaverton not by merit, labor, or invitation, but by marriage and…
Bucker and Jessalyn – The Early Years & Marriage

Meeting as young adolescents, Little Lord Bucker and Jessalyn Slumthumb grew up together, but they did…
Appendix I – The Beaverton Rulebook

(Unofficial. Unwritten. Universally Enforced.) These rules were never recorded in ink. They were enforced through repetition,…
The Beaverton Betrayal

Beaverton was not a kingdom that fell apart. It was a kingdom built to stay apart.…